Hi there – and welcome to my brand new author website!
In case you haven’t guessed, I’m Zena, and the aim of this website is to bring you all my latest writing updates, life musings, and photos of cake/dogs.
Right now, I’m desperately trying to figure out how to use WordPress/Divi so I can actually write something useful here. However, Tiny Terror is currently going wild, Big Terror is barking, and I think The Husband might be having a nervous breakdown. It’s taken me well over an hour to figure out how to even get words to appear on this page – if you saw the state I was in half an hour ago (teeth gnashing, wailing, internal screaming), you’d think I’d never even seen a computer before, let alone be an actual writer/use a computer for my day job. Anyway, we’re here now – proof that perseverance CAN pay off.
In the midst of all this….I’ve actually completely forgotten what I even wanted to say. Turns out your brain really does change to pudding soup, even three years after pushing a baby out of your vagina. So before this blog descends even more into chaos, I’ll sign off now and return once I’ve drugged everyone to sleep, everyone is in bed tonight.
Until next time,